based

to be based is to have a blood pH above the upper end of the normal range, which is 7.45. The opposite of this would be to be acidified.

Doctor: "Your blood pH is 7.41"
patient: "fuck man, i'm not based"

by Chadgtnz June 1, 2021

based

A strong, potentially controversial statement based in fact, made with disregard to naysayers

anon1: Love him or hate him, Donald Trump was right
anon2: Based.

by Cumconut October 12, 2022

baseball boy

A special, and very unique man-boy that hails from the Sugarland Run area of Sterling, VA. He is always seen wearing a baseball uniform and riding a different, defunct bike, usually multiple times daily. He seems to be everywhere, at all times. He is usually carrying a 44 oz. Big Gulp, which he likes to feed to your dogs. Likes to claim that he is a masseuse, and will gladly provide a massage to the ladies, free of charge, of course.

Likely a child of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, this little peach also combines that issue with a heavy case of Turrets Syndrome, yelling derogatory comments freely, and at the top of his lungs, as if nobody can hear him. His teeth are in a bad way.

As the name implies, he loves to play baseball. If you're seen outside your house playing baseball with your small child (6-7 yrs old) he'll enthusiastically want to throw the ball with your child. Usually, he'll do this by chucking the ball with all of his man-boy strength directly at your child's head, somewhere around the 50-60 MPH range.

If you're unlucky enough to live near one of his normal walking/biking routes, pray that he doesn't need to use the restroom. He'll blow your toilet out of the water, and leave your house and your family suffering for hours.

He has been missing for a couple years now. If he is found, please don't return him to Sugarland Run.

"Oh shit, here comes Baseball Boy"

by valhegen June 19, 2017

second base

highly debated base when talking about sexual accomplishments, all that needs to be done is to clarify what "league" youre "playing" in.

second base in minor league baseball is feeling a girl up.

second base in *major* league baseball is fingering or handjob.

Major league- 1st base makeout with feeling up; 2nd handjob/fingering; 3rd blowjob/ eating out; home sex

minors- 1st base makeout; 2nd feeling up (breasts); 3rd oral/fingering/handjob; home sex

"oh my god becky, last night, james and i went to second base!"
"major or minor league?"
"major baby!"
"oh wowww"

by gabiegh January 10, 2008

Based

#Based is all about being yourself and not caring what anybody else thinks. If you followed Lil B The BasedGod on twitter you'd know he's actually a very deep person who constantly talks about being yourself and staying positive. People like myself know what he's doing. He could have easily follow the other thousands of rappers that try to sound like lil Wayne but he didn't.

Your pink G-Shock makes you look gay. IDC im based

by Lil G The RareBased October 27, 2011

Based and based-pilled

An amalgamation of the slang word based, meaning something you agree with, and the slang word based pilled, which is a combination of red pilled and based.
Hence, based and based-pilled.

Person 1: did you buy dairy free cookies?
Person 2: yes.
Person 1: Based and based-pilled.

by plantgoblin68 November 8, 2021

129th Base

Having sex and not having sex at the exact same time.

Tom: wait, how do you even get to 129th base?
Bill: the easiest way is to fuck Schrödinger's Cat

by mmm.grapes December 26, 2009