Awkwartunity

Various opportunities one faces throughout the day to either be awkward or evade social comprimising.

-That girl meant to wave to the kid behind me, I had no idea.
-Another successful Awkwartunity

by OneLove1 April 5, 2010

Awksward

awksward; a situation being so awkward you feel the need to place a 's' in the middle of the word.

well this is awksward....

by r00neyD September 20, 2011

Awkwardpoppers

While seated and driving a car, passing gas in a fashion that prohibits normal expulsion between the buttocks, all the while re-routing the gas between the scrotum and inner thigh resulting in an awkwardly loud popping sound emitted within the upper right or left pubic region, usually resulting in an awkward silence between both driver and passenger.

"My girlfriend's boring conversation came to a screeching halt when I let loose some muffled awkwardpoppers at the red light."

by PavlousThe Great March 25, 2010

Awkwardmobile

1. the imaginary get-away vehicle used to escape awkward conversations, usually used to help out others. the awkwardmobile is done by holding two fists in front of your body in the steering fashion, and "driving" rambunctiously and depending on the awkward level quickly away from the scene. 2. the preferred vehicle of awkwardman

friend 1: i may have just soiled myself..

friend 2: *awkward pause*

Friend 3: Quick! to the awkwardmobile! *pantomime awkward steering, leading friend 2 away from friend 1*

by shy2eyes February 6, 2009

awkwardly high

When a person of high tolerance for weed becomes extremely high off of one good rip of a bong,bowl,blunt,etc..

symptoms include: silence,nausea, heavy breathing, crazy thoughts, loss of pigment in the face, awkward behavior

example 1:
keith- "Duddee Kevin just killed the gravity bong!!"

(2 minutes later..)

mark- "What's wrong with kevin? Is he alright??"

keith- "Yea he'll be alright but dudes soooo awkwardly high right now"

example 2:
girl- (talking to her friend)" blahblahblahblah.. HEY! haven't you heard a word I've said??"

boy- "Not at all to be honest im really awkwardly high right now...."

by rel112345 December 21, 2010

awkwardness

CALLUM REID

(Awkwardness) when your friend gets hurt and then the awkward one is in the corner asking what time we are all going in for our dinners

by The_real_nibba_is_jack May 26, 2018

awkwardest

its a word. everyone says it. even u. it means the most awkward situation or thang. or person.

that was the most awkwardest thing

by ThUGgGlIfE420 October 19, 2019