Split Arse Chuffer

A person who behaves like a arse!

My mate Ian is a real Split Arse Chuffer

by Centrol Boys June 29, 2011

dirty arse lick

Derogatory term used to describe someone that likes to lick dirty arses.

"You fucking dirty arse lick"

by Bettsy September 20, 2006

red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.

After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!

by quimmerman October 18, 2007

Mash tattie arse

When you have an itchy rectum because you haven't wiped properly

Hold on I need to tend to my mash tattie arse

by See mack October 7, 2020

succ my arse

The act of telling somebody to suck your ass.

"Hey you, can you please succ my arse?" said Jack

by screw you for taking my name November 6, 2017

Lube the dog’s arse

Meet expectations. Achieve a required standard.

That dose of induction agent is not going to lube the dog’s arse.

by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022

Red Arsed Baboon

Nasty manipulative pedo
Has close informative relationship with the "filth"

Raynee Pinky

Red Arsed Baboons should never ever be trusted under any circumstances & should not be allowed near children

by Aunty whai February 4, 2019