shithouse bananas

A phrase utilized in the Southern United States to denote absolute mental frustration beyond all known parameters.

My mother, Jean, drives me shithouse bananas.

by sweetie2u July 13, 2011

banana legs

The term used to describe a person with leg muscle in the front (quadriceps) and none in the back (hamstrings). The legs lack curves appearing unshapely and similar to the shape of a banana.

She wouldn't have banana legs if she strength-trained her hamstrings.

by 1cubby1 July 16, 2011

banana polish

Any kind of hand lotion like Jergen's or Intensive Care that teenage boys use to jackoff.

Mom, if you're going to the store, Brad needs some more banana polish!

by zekebones October 27, 2014

banana boobs

Boobs that sag at the top making a woman look like she has a pair of bananas sticking out of her bra.

That woman had the pointiest banana boobs ever!

by Deering September 11, 2006

Banana Pants

a random response to a perplexing inquiry, intending to confuse to the point of changing the subject. Given if the answer is not known or undesired.

A: did you know shelly was preggers?
B: Banana Pants
A: What??
B: OMG have you tried the pizookie?!

by unsped May 30, 2006

banana fingers

A spoof of the online cartoon "Salad Fingers", the main character is Banana fingers. Another character is Hubert Cucumberdale, spoof of Hubert Cumberdale.

"You taste delicious. You taste fantastic! You taste like popcorn."-Banana Fingers

by Yonnie December 8, 2004

Banana Sandwich

The placing of a mans aroused member between a ladies buttocks and rubbing it against the anus to the point of ejaculation

Janet wont go all the way, but she'll make a banana sandwich with any man. The ho.

by MrJonez March 16, 2009