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Irish Teakettle

the act of pissing in someones mouth then taking a lighter and burning there ass so they spew piss everywhere
hey man last night i pulled a Irish Teakettle on Becky
by J and Chris February 24, 2008
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Irish Thanksgiving

It’s celebrating Thanksgiving with a 12 pack of Guinness and Boston Market.
{Bob} James, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
{James} I'm having a Irish Thanksgiving.
by muxdragon December 20, 2008
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Irish Funnel Cake

Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.
While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.
by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022
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Irish Anal Bead

When you take a fifth of Irish whiskey and shove it in your ass and do a giant butt chug.
Holy shit that whore shoved a fifth of Jameson Irish whiskey in her ass and did a giant butt chug a true Irish Anal Bead
by Jigga208 April 16, 2022
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irish idol ass

That guy looks like beetle juice, he’s an Irish idol ass.
by SisterBellaGrace March 21, 2019
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Scot-Irish Agreement

The agreement between a Scottish person and an Irish person that, to avoid a drunken bar fight, neither shall speak or interact beyond greetings and farewells.
This can be sidestepped under rare circumstances, or depending on the levels of intoxication.
Aye, Lance, Ye cannae talk to that boy o'er there.
Why not Pa?
It's the Scot-Irish Agreement, you'd not fancy a bottle gettin' smashed upside y'er head aye?
by SirTuxedoBirdHattington October 23, 2022
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Irish Missile Crisis

The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.
Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.
by mattsmash99 May 31, 2017
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