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Alyssa

An Alyssa is a high class, high maintenance diva. Her temper surpasses that of a salt water crocodile. Dismiss her and she will whip around and bite your head off. If you meet an Alyssa, you can plan on losing any competition you start with her. She will make sure she wins by any means. Don't let her sweet smile fool you. She'll steal your KitKats and blame it on the little old lady who cleans the break rooms. But when it comes down to it an Alyssa is one to have on your side. She is is your ride or die. We love Alyssas.
Alyssa will chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.
by FCE-FavoritecoworkerEVER November 24, 2021
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alyssa phelps

the most beutifull girl i have ever seen in my life
by Geo the duck December 4, 2020
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alyssa loren soliz

alyssa loren soliz is the prettiest of all people ever. she has lots of fans and even fanart. she has cool hair. alyssa loren soliz is fruity
person 1: have you seen alyssa loren soliz today?
person 2: yes. she looked so so cutie and fruity.
by septumstrawberrybunny November 1, 2021
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alyssa

alyssa asks me rude and personal questions that i don't want to answer
Alyssa: "hi archie!"
Archie: "fuck off,"
by pooeater26 August 1, 2023
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Alyssa Romano

Alyssa Romano is very strong! She’s sprained peoples ankles and hit people in the head with basketballs (by accident parcially). Alyssa is a very good friend and a good listener. You can always count on her to lighten the mood if the conversation becomes too deep. But she’s alright in deep conversations when she has something truly important to say
Alyssa Romano sprained her ankle AGAIN. SHE PUSHED HER ON THE CONCRETE OH ALYSSA
by Sugar muffin applesauce March 31, 2019
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Alyssa j

Alyssa J is the most gorgeous woman in the world and most likely to be in love with a guy named Andrew who will treat her like a queen they are the greatest couple ever and will always be together forever once they meet each other alyssa j is a strong-minded woman who claims independence but loves to be babied by her lover anyone who gets to meet an alyssa j will be one lucky son of a bitch
them- whoaaa is that Alyssa J

me- Yeah she's dating andrew

them- he's one lucky mother fucker
by a1782 February 24, 2024
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Alyssa

is a beautiful girl who refuses to believe she is no matter how much you try to convince her, an Alyssa can be somewhat sarcastic, a Alyssa is a really great friend, Alyssas are kind and willing to help anyone in need, they are also therapists of friend groups, an Alyssa usually rants about their personal life to their close friends whenever it happens, Alyssas usually just like to say the things on their mind out of no where, it is never a dull moment when you talk to an Alyssa, you can literally talk about a book, and it can be somewhat interesting, Alyssas are trust worthy and loyal, they trust and believe other people easily, but if you lie to them, they would usually ignore you so that you can stop talking to them, do not get on their bad side as well, if you ever tried to pick a fight with an Alyssa, prepare your self because your in for a world of pain, Alyssas have a lot of witty come backs when it comes to fighting them, they spit facts and offends when you try to proove your point at something, Alyssas are smart, and brave, even when they slack, they can still do a good job, Alyssas love to prove their points or what they believe in right so if your trying to prove your point right with an Alyssa, it is no use, Alyssas are also very forgiving so if you have an Alyssa in your life hold on to them, you are a very lucky person if you have an Alyssa in your life. Alyssas also like to bring up good memories from the past, and bring up nostalgic things.
Friend 1 - Alyssa is such an forgiving person..

Friend 2 - I know right? man how could she even forgive those so called "friends" of hers after making her drink toilet water??!!! and still be friends with them??!!!

Friend 3 - Alyssa is to forgiving and kind for her own sake, I can't believe she didn't even report that to the teachers after that incident

Friend 2 - yeah.. she literally only told her mom, man I wonder how her mom reacted about all this..

Friend 1 - yikes!...
by thisisnotmymain March 29, 2022
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