Alabama salmon slam

When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece

Did you hear? Hear What? Max and Joe have been Alabama salmon slam'n before they even read this

by The guy in your mom November 2, 2017

Alabama freckle face

When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.

Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!

Dustin: dude, sweet.

Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!

Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!

by Ericockandballs November 6, 2017

Alabama Toilet Buster

An Alabama Toilet Buster is where a man and a woman(redneck) initiate a 69 position in the bathroom. As soon as you finish, you will become raged and bodyslam the woman onto the toilet. You then dunk her head into your last night shit and force her to eat your shit. You then vomit into the toilet forcing her to, again to eat any of the sopping shit along with your vomit. Avoid this sex act when around fellow redneck as it will send them into a rage, inducing the same sex act upon you.

I gave Krystal a Alabama Toilet Buster around her cousin and her cousin induced the same act upon me.

by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017

Alabama Bang Bus

When a bunch of southern-hick-fucking-cousin-fuckers steal a bus and proceed to have a massive orgy.

Cletus: "Hey, what you's doin' this weekend?"
Jimmy: "We's gonna make an Alabama Bang Bus!"

by MassiveThotSlayer69 May 16, 2018

Alabama Pickle Back

One, preferably alcohol infused, dill spear is inserted completely into the poop-chute, then ejected, in its entirety, onto a nearby table top.

"You know the party has gone wild when someone does an Alabama Pickle Back."

by FrakkinRowdy November 19, 2020

Alabama Siamese Twin

When you insert your body into a girl's asshole so your head is the only thing that sticks out.

Bro, I hit Elle up with a Alabama Siamese Twin.

Damn, you lucky.

by LilDump April 18, 2019

Alabama queef canon

When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)

Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?

Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going

by the one and only steve March 30, 2019