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Anne Crank

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.

Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.
by JittyMan November 1, 2022
mugGet the Anne Crankmug.

Dangly Anne

Where a female has saggy flaps on either side of her vagina.
Damn that bitch had dangly Anne, when I went down on her they wouldn’t stop getting in the way of my tongue thrusts, like two meat curtains.
mugGet the Dangly Annemug.

soleil-anne

Is a very flexible girl who is great at dancing. She can brighten up your day by being herself.
That soleil-anne made my day
by XQxeenSoso May 27, 2018
mugGet the soleil-annemug.

kaylee ann

A very weird and un settling person who is very interested in pillow talk and loves the sound of smooth jaz...but only on Tuesdays
by .G.I. Jose September 7, 2017
mugGet the kaylee annmug.

Mary-Ann

A guy transitioning into a girl taken from Kendrick Lamars song, Auntie Diaries
Oh look Demetrius is Mary-Ann now
by Sumrandomdude23 May 28, 2022
mugGet the Mary-Annmug.

Keira-Ann

Keira-Ann, a girl who is gorgeous and cares for her friends. It's hard for a Keira to trust you, but once you know her, she's amazing. The type of girl who would do anything to protect or keep her best friends, crush, etc. Normally a blonde girl with blue eyes.
"That's a Keira-Ann, how gorgeous!"
by Blank ♡ December 6, 2017
mugGet the Keira-Annmug.

Terri-Anne

Fun loving person, who gets proper kinky when drunk.
Hey dude, The guys and Terri-Anne got blind drunk and she stripped off and got gang banged.
by Alabasterpastor November 9, 2021
mugGet the Terri-Annemug.

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