Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.
by JittyMan November 1, 2022

Damn that bitch had dangly Anne, when I went down on her they wouldn’t stop getting in the way of my tongue thrusts, like two meat curtains.
by 👉👌👌🏿😈👅💦💦🍑🍆 January 27, 2018

That soleil-anne made my day
by XQxeenSoso May 27, 2018

A very weird and un settling person who is very interested in pillow talk and loves the sound of smooth jaz...but only on Tuesdays
by .G.I. Jose September 7, 2017

by Sumrandomdude23 May 28, 2022

Keira-Ann, a girl who is gorgeous and cares for her friends. It's hard for a Keira to trust you, but once you know her, she's amazing. The type of girl who would do anything to protect or keep her best friends, crush, etc. Normally a blonde girl with blue eyes.
"That's a Keira-Ann, how gorgeous!"
by Blank ♡ December 6, 2017

by Alabasterpastor November 9, 2021
