soccer

the gayest shit ever if you play soccer dicks make you horny

hey lets go play soccer...but what he actually means, hey lets go have gay sex

by lambieoce May 17, 2021

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National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.

Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!

It means to kiss a soccer girl

by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021

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Soccer

It called football

Anyways, you kick a ball into the opposing team’s net. That’s pretty much it, in a nutshell.

John: want to play some soccer?

Chris: sure, but it’s called football

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

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Soccer

The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.

Soccer

by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019

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kiss a soccer boy day

on december 10, you can kiss a soccer boy

Oh my God! Its kiss a soccer boy day!

by Jtrapingus December 9, 2021

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Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.

Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.

by RobottoTree March 21, 2024

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