Noob Guard

Plastic clip on joint of a Glass on Glass to prevent retards from pulling out your downstem/diffy
I got this blue noob guard so that high cunt won't crack my joint
by Sloppykid April 18, 2009
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swine noob

1. a male noob who plays WoW and thinks he's "leet"

2. a noob pig

3. a Greek guy that goes by the name of Johnny O.

4. a pig who does not listen to anyone complain and would put his cellphone under the pillow so he can't hear you say anything

5. also goes by the name Chromate (or Negative Nancy, but he'd never admit that one)

6. an oinky
Wow, that guy is such a swine noob.
by Pigstine May 01, 2009
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Kazel the NOOB

This is the word where it is define as the world greatest noob of all time
Kazel the NOOB is a noob when she plays moba shes a noob
by Kazel Noob March 12, 2019
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noob noodle

A word for a person that is one extreme higher than the name noob sauce. They aren't worthy of having sauce with them they are just a noob with plain noodles.
He is such a noob noodle!
by Rajiesh January 14, 2008
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triple noob

Someone that's even worse than a double noob.
Anders is such a triple noob!
by TheTripleNoob January 16, 2009
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Vegan Noobs

Vegans (mainly members of PeTA) who don't have a slight clue of what's going on or getting thier facts twisted,warped or distorted without hearing the truth.
Clint:I heard PeTa is claiming that people could get Swine Flu h1n1 by eating Pork!

Deadora: WHAT!?!? Those PeTA protesters are a bunch of Vegan Noobs!
by BruinKiller3469 May 21, 2009
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Noob Tube

The biggest fag you will ever meet in a online match. A fag that uses a grenade launcher the whole game and always kills you on a kill streak. Usually uses danger close and a claymore; and always camps :{
That Noob Tube just killed me on a 10 kill streak
by Tyler, Nic, & Howard January 01, 2011
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