Mason

mason is a big fat fatty with an even fatter heart that his fat heart bulges out of his skin and he usually has a mop on his head. mason wear ballet shoes any chance he can get and likes to work out bruh. mason is just not home at the moment so that’s why he’s not answering your call.

ella slave: wow what is mason doing at the moment
tildo: idk but it looks like he’s playing an intense viedo game!

by smellypoopypangs January 15, 2024

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Mason is a very special person. There's literally nothing to dislike abt him, he's the sweetest gentleman out there. If you're lucky enough he'll go from someone you admire and wish you could be around, to someone you'd never want to let go of. Mason, is without a doubt the goat :)

OH MASON??? Yeahhhh, he’s goated

by Zulu14 January 16, 2024

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Mason-DicksIn Line

The point on the penis that distinguishes “just the tip” from actual penetration. Note: the line's precise location will vary depending on age, religion, and BAC.

Because Phoebe was still in high school and not at all promiscuous, she wouldn’t let Johnny cross the Mason-DicksIn line until the second half of the homecoming dance when they played her favorite Drake song.

by Gipple January 21, 2024

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Mason

A guy who cannot be left alone with any drugs and or alcohol. He tends to have a raging god complex that is not well deserved and is probably bipolar. Any girl who meets him will be left emotionally traumatized. Some may even find themselves with a criminal record, if so run. They will ruin your life.

“Oh shit i left my beer inside, I’m sure it’ll be fine until tomorrow.”

“No dude you better get it, we got a Mason in there tonight.”

by yourmom.com13 January 25, 2024

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