Zach

He is very very very good looking and gets all the girls and is the president of ADZU.

I want to be Zach one day.

by ZachFan123 December 16, 2021

Zach

Zach is a bastard who blocks you out of nowhere makes you feel like your nothing when you really like him and he will talk to you then leave u in deilevered snob you then end up blocking you he is an all round dose and i hope he dies him and his big square head

Someone: is that zach?
Me: yes you can tell cause hes so ugly and has a square head

by Minnie mouses bestie December 29, 2021

zach d

hot

zach d is hot

by dnakdmsms April 12, 2022

Zach

A fat pig who likes to eat donuts and watch anime.

That Zach kid is so smelly he has worn that fedora for the last three years and I don't think he showers.

by Chugsplash69 April 12, 2022

Pulling a Zach

You pull a Zach, when you kill yourself in video games. Like that one 10 year old with the username Zachsmashesmoms69, you played Minecraft Skywars with once on fill and he killed himself right before you won the game.

*John accident jumped off a cliff in Minecraft Skywars. “Goddamn it John, you are pulling a Zach, we were about to fucking win!!”

by Sir Tubby April 20, 2022

zach

zach is very artistic and funny. he can be very shy when you meet him at first but, when you get to know him is very very crazy. he often will tell people random jokes and is the type of person to go up to some random person and ask them to marry him with a ring pop. zach rarely falls in love so if he likes you, shoot your shot now before you dont have a chance. I think we all deserve a zach in our life.

person 1: Omg did you see what zach did today?
person 2: yeah he went up to some random girl and asked her to marry him with a ring pop!

by jayla <3 March 9, 2022

Zach

Trash can of a human and a terrible influence on everyone. He pawned all of his rings at the pawn shop - but at least he has good hair.

Zach where are all your rings! You must have pawned them.

by Cowboy Ken March 12, 2022