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WOKE

An acronym meaning: "Whiney - Obtuse - Kunts - Entitled"
An acronym meaning: "Whiney - Obtuse - Kunts - Entitled. " WOKE pansies all gathered to protest common sense for it is racist to think people have anything in common. The 57 genders were especially offended for their pro-nouns being mocked by those who had common sense and pointed to how Dr. Seuss, Math oh hell EVERYTHING is racist. confused? You must be W-O-K-E.
by DONEWITHTHELEFT November 23, 2021
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Woke

Woke actually is about the patience of modern, simple, self absorbed people. They have patience with not destroying the world because they know that there are people who are worse off; like suffering people. Woke is when these self absorbed people wake up and lose their patience because they will find out that these suffering people were the reason there was any patience in the first place. This will be the end of the world (it's also because of nerds who are odd, talkative, and condescending with dumb faces, and weird rockstar, girl-like bodies).
Your martyrdom has me woke and needing some privacy and relief.

If you were woke, you'd be burning down the village.
by Mrrogers257 July 15, 2022
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Woke

A far left ideology that teaches young impressionable people, that their feelings are more important than facts.
These woke people are destroying black owned businesses but claim they’re fighting racism.
by Consuelasdad April 23, 2023
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Woke Quest

People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.
Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.
by jondich March 19, 2023
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Wokeness

People use this word to describe left wingers, liberals, SJWs, members of the LGBTQ+ supporters or BLM supporters.

However the actual definition of this word was given when it was first actually used by Ron Desantis' lawyer and the actual definition he gave as to what a woke person is is this: A person who believes that there are systemic inequalities in our societies that need to be addressed.
Conservative: Wokeness has corrupted the minds of the youth
Progressive: I disagree. I think it has opened their eyes to a lot of the unfairness going on in our society
by HighTSoyboy April 5, 2023
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Woke

A word that’s been made bereft of meaning due to suckers who hate and blame progressive for their own failures in life using it to describe everything since 2012.
Person A: “That Movie’s Woke!”
Person B: “You’ve said that about 500 things this year. Give a criticism with an ounce of substance.”
by Colonel Kakarrot November 24, 2022
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woke

a group of teenagers, college kids society that is call out. Hypersensitive. Deranged and critical of
Racism, Homophobia and culture. Basically Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders and Google founders brain washing
kids to hate white people. Totally cultural enemies, globalists and jerks.

If you dont listen to their music, agree with them or get their teen angst or hate life like them they call you out.

Basically the equation is Obama, J-Z and Racism.
i saw another woke flip out over racism on Twitter.
by dogforlife January 20, 2023
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