a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy
E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...
by Jim June 16, 2004
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red wine smile

When someone smiles at you after drinking red wine and you can see the color of the wine sticking to the plaque in their teeth.
The merlot certainly made my jokes funnier but the red wine smiles were quite gross.
by #1 Cronin May 23, 2011
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Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.
by hawke4me December 10, 2019
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I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.
Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.
by Opinionated Webster June 02, 2016
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A neurophysiological disorder that occurs in certain people (usually a girl, usually named Kalina) who are irrationally happy all the time. As a result, they are never able to stop their eyes from smiling, even with strenuous effort. It is a very unfortunate condition that causes immense career success and likability. Condition is currently incurable and is spread by direct interaction with others. Please beware.
Jim: “Kalina! What happened with your face?”
Kalina: “....Perpetual smiling eyes disease”
Jim: “...oh...”
by A chocolate flavored quark August 21, 2019
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A rare genetic disorder Where a person smiles excessively and can,t stop smiling under their own will event under depressing simulations
over actively smiling disorder (osd)- symptoms include Person smiles a lot, laughs a lot, is always happy
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a self explanatory command preparing you to get mounted. If you have lube, I'd suggest you use it.
BOHICA baby... damn! Every time you turn around someone else wants a piece of you! Just bend over and smile like a donut!
by Hypo October 28, 2009
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