Samantha Johnson

A bitch

Samantha Johnson is a bitch

by Samanthajohnsonisabitch February 23, 2019

brett johnson

A pathetic no good loser who couldn't control a pile of shit.

Look at that poor brett johnson imitator.

by Ponygirl December 14, 2004

johnson rod

Noun - A really big penis.

"Damn, have you seen his johnson rod!?!"

by wiredagain July 25, 2003

Jack Johnson

An alcoholic mixed drink containing one part gin, one part tonic, with a slice of lime and a splash of cranberry juice. Also known as a JJ.

Lets put on board shorts and go chill out on the vineyard with some jack johnsons.

by deuce niggalo August 20, 2009

Andre Johnson

A bitch.

Andre Johnson looks like a bitch.

by Rekttrain December 19, 2016

zachary johnson

The biggest fuckboy of all time. Someone who sends nudes to his entire bus. Tries to get with everyone but is unable to because he is a fuckboy

zachary Johnson is the biggest fuckboy, he won't stop messaging me.

by lick da booty May 5, 2015

Boris Johnson

A sexual BDSM act that progressively becomes more intense with a tier system ranging from 1-4 and full lockdown. Starting by slowly restraining a person(s) feeedoms up tp full lockdown and locking a person(s) in for several months and fucking them repeatedly until they give up and comply.

I did a Boris Johnson and put them on full lockdown, they've never been fucked so hard for so long.

by I_Am_Potato January 5, 2021