snatch-weed

Marijuana that has been smuggled by hiding it in females vaginas.

That snatch-weed was stuffed into a bearded oyster before the border.

by alphasynaptic December 9, 2008

weed and sex

Legend says getting high with your lover and having sex while both you's are stoned is the most amazing/best thing in this world

Let's smoke weed and have the best sex possible babe . Weed and sex = Heaven

by Tegu February 12, 2017

Caleb Weed

A horrible tasting type of weed that taste like Asian shit. It will usually be dealed by an Asian name Caleb, Kevin, or Calvin,

"Hey you want so Caleb Weed?"
" Ew no that tastes like shit"

by some random guy who is awesome August 19, 2012

Weed incel

A person, typically male, who smokes a lot of weed and is still a virgin. One of the distinguishing factors about the weed incel is the fact they would rather smoke a doobie and play xbox than go on a date with a real life female

‘Hey mann how did that date go last night?’
‘Ohhh yeah I cancelled and smoked some of my incel OG’
‘Jeez guy you are such a weed incel’

by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020

pirate weed

type of marijuana that causes the eye to twitch

Russell, Antonio, and Richard smoked marijuana and their eyes began to twitch, they must have had pirate weed.

by Rizard August 24, 2011

need for weed

that urge a true stoner gets after more than two hours of not being high as balls

"Damn dude that was some good herb."

"Yeah man but I don't know if im done yet."

"Fuck bro, you must really have the need- the need for weed!"

by Vintorez939 November 1, 2013

enjoy that weed

A phrase used to pretend you understand what the hell someone just said right before they walked away.

"Sacrifice your first-borns because I'm going to give it to her like purple sharks."

"...enjoy that weed."

by oxfordmoron January 27, 2014