weed and sex

Legend says getting high with your lover and having sex while both you's are stoned is the most amazing/best thing in this world

Let's smoke weed and have the best sex possible babe . Weed and sex = Heaven

by Tegu February 12, 2017

e-weed

(n.) Cannabis-derived liquid containing THC which is vaporized by an electronic device into an aerosol for inhalation into the lungs.

I bought some e-weed at the dispensary so I'm ready for the weekend.

by Alex P. Washington September 6, 2019

enjoy that weed

A phrase used to pretend you understand what the hell someone just said right before they walked away.

"Sacrifice your first-borns because I'm going to give it to her like purple sharks."

"...enjoy that weed."

by oxfordmoron January 27, 2014

Weed incel

A person, typically male, who smokes a lot of weed and is still a virgin. One of the distinguishing factors about the weed incel is the fact they would rather smoke a doobie and play xbox than go on a date with a real life female

‘Hey mann how did that date go last night?’
‘Ohhh yeah I cancelled and smoked some of my incel OG’
‘Jeez guy you are such a weed incel’

by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020

Caleb Weed

A horrible tasting type of weed that taste like Asian shit. It will usually be dealed by an Asian name Caleb, Kevin, or Calvin,

"Hey you want so Caleb Weed?"
" Ew no that tastes like shit"

by some random guy who is awesome August 19, 2012

weed-ar

the ability when under the influence or not to detect marijuana in your general area and alert your friends.

Dude my weed-ar detects the stickiest of icky in the vicinity

by bilboe bagginz April 20, 2010

pirate weed

type of marijuana that causes the eye to twitch

Russell, Antonio, and Richard smoked marijuana and their eyes began to twitch, they must have had pirate weed.

by Rizard August 24, 2011