weed sween

similar to whiskey dick, this is when a man has smoked so much marijuana that he can no longer get an erection

Bob: Rick, hit this.
Rick: Only if you promise I won't get weed sween later, I'm tryin' to get laid.
Bob: I promise.

by rookNpb May 16, 2010

snatch-weed

Marijuana that has been smuggled by hiding it in females vaginas.

That snatch-weed was stuffed into a bearded oyster before the border.

by alphasynaptic December 9, 2008

enjoy that weed

A phrase used to pretend you understand what the hell someone just said right before they walked away.

"Sacrifice your first-borns because I'm going to give it to her like purple sharks."

"...enjoy that weed."

by oxfordmoron January 27, 2014

need for weed

that urge a true stoner gets after more than two hours of not being high as balls

"Damn dude that was some good herb."

"Yeah man but I don't know if im done yet."

"Fuck bro, you must really have the need- the need for weed!"

by Vintorez939 November 1, 2013

weed brownie

A brownie containing marijuana to be eaten rather than smoked

Could I have a weed brownie?

by swegbegfeg March 2, 2015

e-weed

(n.) Cannabis-derived liquid containing THC which is vaporized by an electronic device into an aerosol for inhalation into the lungs.

I bought some e-weed at the dispensary so I'm ready for the weekend.

by Alex P. Washington September 6, 2019

weed and sex

Legend says getting high with your lover and having sex while both you's are stoned is the most amazing/best thing in this world

Let's smoke weed and have the best sex possible babe . Weed and sex = Heaven

by Tegu February 12, 2017