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Wallet Fraud

Wallet Fraud is a most heinous means of deception. Wallet Fraud takes place when a woman who knows that she is lacking in the booty department wears jeans just a little loose and puts a large wallet in one pocket and another item (sometimes a cell phone) in the other so as to create the illusion of a more voluminous posterior.

There is some level of plausable deniability involved because these items do have a purpose and could feasably be stored in the back pockets without any sort of nefarious intent, but one must remember that if this woman did in fact have a decent-sized badonkadonk, she wouldn't be obstructing the view of it with all sorts of paraphernalia.
Bob: Hey man check out the ass on that girl over there. I can't see too well but its looking like we got a class 5 badonkadonk.
Joe: No man, I already scoped that one out. Texbook case of Wallet Fraud. I've already notified the authorities. They will be arriving shortly.
by Skeeter McDougal January 16, 2006
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waleed

A person who thinks that he is big but is really small.A person who is not respected by anyone.

or a person who is stupid or lacks intelligence
by +09 April 22, 2017
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Rusty Wallet

The act of eating a girls ass while fingering her meat wallet.
Gloria loves it when I give her a rusty wallet.
by Ghostporn November 29, 2009
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walenie

A:Wow nice bitches
B:it's not bitches u old mofo it's walenie
by Milan.orginal January 6, 2006
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Bacon Wallet

A girl's vagina.
I hope there are some nice bacon wallets at the bar tonight.
by djlinus54 October 31, 2011
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OK wallet

The insult used by women that actually accomplishes the opposite of what it's supposed to, as this implies women have 0 value in the workforce and can't get hired to a job, so they rely on men for their income.

It's supposed to be an insult for men to say that the only useful thing about them is their money, but once you think about it for 2 seconds, it falls flat.
Jeff wanted me to take the trash out, so I said OK wallet and then went to fuck his friend.
by GrandSpud March 8, 2021
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Waller

One who eats pussy/vagina/cunt/hoohah/hatchet wound/no-no fun spot/clit all of the time.
After wallering 4,000 women, he was left with a salty ring around his mouth.
by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008
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