Willie Nelson

A mondegreen for the phrase "really awesome."

That's a Willie Nelson idea. I love it.

by Heid-ah! June 3, 2021

Willie Jumper

When you find someone extremely sexy, your penis jumps for joy.

“Oh mate, check her out, she’s a Willie Jumper for sure.”
“She made my Willie Jump last night.”
“He’s a Willie Jumper, I have no doubt in my mind.”

by Claydolfin June 15, 2021

Shmeg-Willy

The process of wiping your own Shmegma upon another persons ear to recreate the famous “wet Willy”

“I just have Sonny a sick Shmeg-Willy and he cried”

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 7, 2023

Silly Willy

A wet willy to the eye socket.

"Ah god don't give me a silly willy!"

by submison February 22, 2009

willy wobblers

men who wobble each others willies

billy is a willy wobbler

by jason alan richard wosley May 9, 2003

weird willy

a wet willy given with a woman's vaginal secretions.

I was finger blasting some skank, pulled them out, and gave her a weird willy.

by mag light dick April 9, 2016

Silly Willy

Those REALLY horny kids in games like Minecraft who always flirts with people, as well as spam hundreds of overused emojis and emoticons like 'XD'.

That damn silly willy be playin' Minecraft all day. Making us cringe so much holy shit.

by 1ob December 19, 2017