Chinese water fountain

When you are getting head from your girl and the split second before you ejaculate you upper cut that bitch, resulting your dick getting bit off. That's when your jizz and blood spew out like a water fountain.

It did hurt a little when she bit my penis off, but she sure did enjoy my chinese water fountain.

by moneymanizel$2$ June 2, 2016

Borgus Water

Borgus water is pretty disgusting, it is in the borgus lake, only chads are physically able to withstand borgus water. Borgus water is in the swamp, where shrek lives, it's also the green water in your sink

"Did you see how gross that water was?"
"Yep, looks like borgus water to me."

by levimeows October 19, 2021

Sucking Pond Water

A Montana term:

1. Drinking a lousy beer.

2. The feeling the day after drinking too much alcohol.

1. We sent back the table scraps beer on tap and ordered a Moose Drool. No reason to be Sucking on Pond Water.

2. We did the Bozeman Triathlon: Drinking, driving and shooting road signs. Ended up in the County Camp Snoopy holding cell feeling like we had been Sucking Pond Water.

by Robert J. Lanier SLO October 30, 2007

BP and water

Disastrous chemistry with your significant other. Like oil and water.

My boyfriend and I used to get along so well and now we are just like BP and water. I think it's time to dump him.

by Tiffwit July 9, 2010

Northern Tennessee water flask special

When a man peas in a water flask and then shoves it up his ass. Then he plays the flute really hard and bubbles the piss. The piss drain into his stomach and he throws up everywhere and shits the flask out which covers him in piss and shit. He then mixes all of his poop,piss, and vomit and Diet Coke into the flask and drinks it, causing his stomach to rupture and bleed out and die. You also have to do this in northern Tennessee

Guy:you here about Connor
Guy 2: yeah I heard, he did the Northern Tennessee water flask special
Miacheal jorden: jumpsot

by Meatwad60 January 25, 2022

glass of water

usually a tall, slender, sexually attractive female...appealing to some males...if not all males. she'll quench your thirst, alright.

"she's a tall glass of water over there...that's a hot one right there..."

by edibs January 16, 2004

Waterbug

(noun) An extremely humongous cockroach which Texans call a waterbug.

Newcomer to South Texas: "OH.MY.GOD. The biggest roach ever just ran across my foot out in the garage."

Texan: "Oh that was just a waterbug."

by ladypimpslap April 3, 2011