Nick Vegetable

an ugly troll ass rat who can't get his head out of his ass and us high all the damn time.

"nick vegetable just texted me "
"he's ugly , block"

by whatafatass November 1, 2016

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

Theoretical Vegetarian

A phrase used when you would like to have a very high standard for yourself in theory, but in reality you're just a basic bitch and can't discipline yourself to self actualize.

I'm a theoretical vegetarian.

by WhereEaglesDare March 16, 2017

beef vegetarian

A pathological liar. A beef vegetarian is a vegetarian with the exception of, they will eat beef.

You are such a beef vegetarian, can we be Poker buddies.

by Sergei Reznof April 2, 2017

space vegetable

one of the biggest minds of the 21st. century, used to star in music videos such as Satisfaction- by benny

benassy .

"oh that space vegetable was delicious for my brain"
"whats cookin? science"

by CatFishTeGreat April 13, 2017

Totally vegetarian

Zero tolerance for meats even in the vicinity of veg food, e.g., will not eat vegetarian food cooked in the same barbeque or oil in which meats are being cooked.

For dinner at our place next week, I wanted to know of any of you are totally vegetarian.

by Niksha April 18, 2018

angy vegetale

Someone who is angry/pissed off, especially in a comical way or for a ridonkulus reason.

Oh ye, he’as a real angy vegetale about when ‘e lost his phone.

by Dubius Status November 6, 2017