vegan cowboy

Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.

Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.

by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019

Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.

Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs”

by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021

Vegan

An angry white woman with very little common sense, usually called Ms Kadie.
Or someone refraining from consuming animal products and animal byproducts.

"CHANGE YOUR RELIGION FOR THE VEGAN TEACHER"

pls help me I'm vegan

by Quackss October 31, 2020

Vegan Fries

Potatoes that were exiled from their rightful roots and were cut to fit a French Friess shape

Vegan fries Vegan Fries are horrible things

by Dreamrr April 20, 2018

Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

When you aren't a vegan

hey riad get it through your helmet... Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

by RiadBonerhead March 21, 2017

Vegan Thumper

Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.

I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper

by @bahamamama August 19, 2019

So vegan!

Another way to say "gay" or "retarded" in a derogatory way. Gays and retards can't help that they are that way, but vegans.. Vegans go out of their way to be purposely annoying and lame. Always trying to force their veganism on everyone else.

Hypocracy is so vegan.

Discrimination is so vegan.

OMG! That's so vegan!

by ÑøṣťŤịĶ April 18, 2023