A guy who would suck off a dude for half a sandwich. He has a penis thats always smaller than his girlfriends penis. Once he docked with another dude.
by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018
Get the Jack Van Nortonmug. by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019
Get the Rip Van Penismug. by UltimateDoge January 2, 2023
Get the Eddie Van Halenmug. Victor Van Dort is the main protagonist of Tim Burton’s movie: The Corpse Bride. Victor is voiced by Johnny Depp who also stars in many other Tim Burton films such as Edward Scissor Hands and Sleepy Hollow.
In The Corpse Bride, Victor is very shy. He likes drawing butterflies and enjoys playing the piano. He is also the arranged fiancé to Victoria Everglot.
In The Corpse Bride, Victor is very shy. He likes drawing butterflies and enjoys playing the piano. He is also the arranged fiancé to Victoria Everglot.
by Rartin8899 November 9, 2020
Get the Victor Van Dortmug. The van schwack principal expouses, that it is very common in discourse, that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant then it simply is to say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
by Little Aware Bear May 20, 2022
Get the The Van Schwack Principlemug. by Not Joep November 23, 2021
Get the joep van kreijmug. A small, almost non-existent penis. Most of the time, because of this, a Noud van Halteren doesn’t get noticed. Which makes people say:
by Nulloscentimetros December 5, 2022
Get the Noud van Halterenmug.