Vampire Slushy

Only done on October 31st. You have sex with a virgin and you pop her cherry and then you put the spilled blood in a cup of shaved ice and drink it.

A couple years ago on Halloween, Betty gave me her virginity and I got a vampire slushy.

by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010

Vampire

Powerful nonhuman that can compel you and drink your blood.

They can NOT sparkle in the sun, they burn. Don't trespass one because they will drink your blood and kill you. You can not run from them because they will chase you. They can be good or bad, drink animal or human blood with there fangs, sometimes you will meet a vampire without knowing.

They do exist, the only way to kill them is too burn in the sun or stick a stake into their hearts.

I'm a expert researcher, i have been tracking these down for 21 years. I've met some too. Don't cross them or me.

The vampires will kill you

by Don't.cross.me January 4, 2015

Bandwidth Vampire

Someone who is sucking up all of the bandwidth on a router.

GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!

RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...

GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!

by tbclycan July 28, 2011

Vampire Hunter Bob

Mod from www.skullknight.net/bbs, suffers from sleeping disorters and sever insomnia.

Does this guy ever get offline?

by Teh Holley VAmp May 19, 2004

Vampire Teabag

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.

I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.

by Naguine November 21, 2010

Vampire

An ugly bitch who has no friends and is pale and socially awkward

-Twilight ; hey i want to be a vampire = Carobella perhaps?
-Hey whos that vampire following us around?

-You're as socially awkward as a vampire !

by FB-GM October 23, 2010

Vampire

A goth person who wants to hook up with someone who isn't a goth.

The intended "prey" of the vampire may either be a one night stand or a committed significant other.

"Sara's new boyfriend isn't goth at all; she's a total vampire."

"Jesse's acting like a vampire tonight because he's hitting on that preppy chick."

by Maxim45 August 7, 2009