Scandanavian Turkey Dinner

when a man lies on his back with his feet in the air over his head while doing a lady in the anal area, and eats the vagina out. the lady is in the doggy style position. another man can also be at the mouth of the lady for a BJ, and assists the other man in penatration of the ass.

hey do you want a good three-some move?

yes how about a scandanavian turkey dinner party??

by dr.chris hanson July 20, 2010

cold turkey

When you completely quit a habit, typically smoking right away. It is very painful and puts you in a very irritable mood. It is very different than giving up gradually. When giving up gradually, you smoke littler and littler each day.

Guy #3:Shut up!!! Both of you!!!

Guy #1: Why is Guy 3 being such a bitch?

Guy #2: He started cold turkey today. He has been smoking for the past five years.

Guy #1: Wow that must really suck.

by tomdotcom36 September 18, 2010

Dutch Turkey

The Dutch Turkey is defined as a sex act where one places their balls into the rectum of their partner and then performs a handstand lasting upwards of 60 seconds.

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This is the Dutch Turkey

by Moskau and Staley February 23, 2011

ass turkey

The act of vigorously licking a hot chicks butthole, all the while making Tom Turkey sounds! Gobble, gobble, gobble

While many girls may deny it, they all ask for more ass turkey!

by EOD4me August 17, 2011

turkey

(noun). someone the F.G considers to be a loser, effective when screamed from a moving vehicle.

There's a lot of turkeys and skanks on Widener University's Campus.

by Rolls December 15, 2004

jive turkey

someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth

1) george bush
2) bill clinton

your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey

by Jacques February 22, 2004

Awkward Turkey

When someone (could be you too!) is awkward, put your hand straight up, and the other hand like a fist, while pulling your thumb out and twisting the fisted hand. Then, when something is REALLY AWKWARD (I mean, it really has to be... Really, don't fake it. If it's not THAT awkward, do it regularly, otherwise if it is EXTREMELY AWKWARD, then you do this:) make your hand that's making the fist move in a forward motion, almost like you're shaking a mustard container. REMEMBER: ONLY DO THIS OF IT IS REALLY AWKWARD!

Taylor: "I have a seed on my boob."
Peet: (awkward turkey)

by Peet Montzingo January 23, 2008