Turkey Nuzzling

Rubbing one's penis against a middle aged woman's turkey neck to reach climax.
When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.
by Corn Hungis June 18, 2018
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Jerky Turkey

A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys

or

An aggressive or excessive masturbator
Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.
by DJRTheBoyy December 31, 2015
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Tory Turkey

A member of the electorate in the United Kingdom who voted to enact the Conservative Party's policies, policies that are against that member's own interest.

Derived from "Turkey's who vote for Christmas"
The Tory Turkey voted for Brexit because he was told by Jacob Rees-Mogg order to lower energy costs, however, the value of the GBP to USD can be seen to crash on the Forex Graph on date of the referendum result, and since energy is bought in USD it means that energy became immediately more expensive upon getting Brexit as an outcome... the Tory Turkey in fact voted to make energy prices more expensive!
by Juanco March 03, 2023
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turkey gurbble

The sound a male turkey makes to attract his bitches
Ie: blalbalbgartyysjl.... I wanna ruffle your feathers
The male turkey gurbbled for his bitches
by Johnnysexy August 15, 2017
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Fat turkey

A dumb hoe that can’t teach me shit in English class
I hate fat turkey she’s so racist
by My pseudonym sis February 19, 2020
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turkey sweeper

When a woman is so extremely good looking, that you take her home for Thanksgiving dinner. When you are sitting at the table with your entire family around,you can't hold back the sexual tension. You SWEEP the turkey from the table, in order to clear room on the dinning table. You then commence intercourse while your entire family, watches you commit the act.
by Porkbrains November 05, 2013
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churkey turkey

When you cum in a blender and blend it with your cock.
Samuel went to the E.R for doing a churkey turkey.
by person12345678998765432 October 11, 2023
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