feared the turtle

Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.

Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle.

by Wangus Maximuz May 14, 2011

Jon's Turtle

Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise

Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"

by Aly and Vyacheslav October 29, 2012

scissoring off the turtle head

When you are taking a shit, it's the last little pieces to come out.

Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.

Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.

by Heezy P. March 16, 2014

Reverse Ninja Turtle

A man with well defined, possibly protruding abs. Instead of a shell on his back, he has a "shell" on his stomach.

That guy has done so many sit ups he's become a reverse ninja turtle.

by reverseninjaturtle July 18, 2016

that damn turtle

When you casually trip or fall and need to play it off by blaming the turtle, of course

Dude 1: *trips* Woah
Dude2: yo you okay?
Dude1:yea man it was that damn turtle
Dude2:what turtle?
Dude1: that damn turtle, you didn't see him? man he was right here!!

by Hailey B May 16, 2016

Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Tony the turtle

A black piece of shit the can't find his father.

When Tony the turtle tried to find his father , he realized that his father left for a hot white middle schooler.

by Slim Jim of Torture December 13, 2016