trump hands

A person who has small hands relative to their size. Typically used in conjunction as a reference for the size of the representatives small male reproductive organ. The term was coined during the 2016 republican primary election in which Marco Rubio referenced Donald Trump's small hands insinuating that he had a small penis.

Look at those cute little trump hands...you must have a tiny cock.

by RoboticLukeSkywalker June 17, 2016

Pulling a Trump

Getting hired for a job, despite being highly unqualified. Typically, you applied for said job as a dare, joke, or just because you can. You BS your way through the initial interview process, until it becomes too embarrassing to admit you're not actually qualified and you don't actually want the job.

Usually, the said job requires a career of experience and great feats; however you manage to bypass the process by: keeping your goals vague, not giving any details about your plans, and stating that you alone can fill this position.

Bonus points are earned if you are hired despite being openly bigoted towards anyone different from yourself, AND you are chosen over someone who is obviously much more qualified than yourself.

Jill: I can't believe I actually got that job as the pitching coach for the New York Yankees. I've never even thrown a baseball my life!

Tom: Wow, that's really pulling a Trump.

by feel_the_bern November 15, 2016

Trump

An orange poser claiming to be president. Probably secretly hates Americans

"How is trump even president"
"Seriously who voted for trump"

by Whatevennn March 31, 2017

Trump

1. To have superior power over.
2. To surpass or outdo.
3. When a person says "trump," you are required to do whatever you just claimed you would do, no matter how exaggerated it was. If you don't do it, you get a spartan kick to the chest.

1. Bob: The president's word trumps yours, Joe, you homeless piece of shit. When he says something it must be done.
2. Joe: Man, I'll trump your ass in a fight!
3. Bob: I'll eat my own shit if I don't beat you!
Joe: Trump!
After losing the fight, Bob has to eat his own shit (or else get a spartan kick to the chest from Joe).

by groggey December 19, 2008

trumpanzee

(noun) a fanatical follower of Donald J. Trump and his campaign for president. Typically irrational, always biased. Trumpanzee is a compound word borrowing from his name and the common wild chimpanzee. Trumpanzees will often be reduced to primitive mob behavior seen among troops of chimpanzees in their natural habitat. When challenged they will group together howling and shrieking. When that doesn't chase off the subject the Trumpanzees will coordinate attacks with one flank advancing while the other flank flings copious amounts of fresh poo. Rain gear, boots, gloves and a full face shield should be worn when venturing into a Trumpanzee enclosure.

Rational person #1: So I hear Donald Trump is holding a rally downtown tonight.
Rational person #2: Yeah, the streets will be teeming with Trumpanzees by 8 o'clock.
Trumpanzee streaking past: Trump!Trump!Trump!USA!USA! You're a fuckin liberal! TrumpTrumpTrump!
Rational person #2: See?

Rational person #1: Mhm.

by johnoneillnyc May 30, 2016

Donald Trump

The world's biggest idiot, a racist, and its a week before 2020 election and he's trying to seem like he's winning, in reality he's fucking losing to a way better candidate, and all his supporters are as fucking dumb as him

Donald Trump supporter: i love trump for everything hes done *list something that happened in America but has absolutely nothing to do with trump*
Intelligent Biden supporter: stfu

by idk what to put h October 28, 2020

Trump Fluffer

A Trump Fluffer is a general term used to describe anyone of 45's cult followers and their woefully ignorant and blind willingness to lick his butthole and play with his balls when he tells them to.

Oh look Martha it's a Trump Fluffer I've never seen one in the wild before.

by Lieba October 28, 2020