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Meat trumpet

Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.

some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper
Cole blows his Meat Trumpet Morning Noon and Night.
by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025
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Donald Trumpet

an orange faced trumpet that may deport you any second
donald trumpet tariffs cancer so cancer gets deported
by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025
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Elephant Trumpet

Making the sound of an elephant trumpet while also raising an arm to mimic the elephant trunk can be perceived as a way to subtly simulate the white supremacist salute without being obvious.
He made the elephant trumpet sound and raised his hand. I think he is a white supremacist.
by El Bombastico September 27, 2025
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RedRocket Trumpet

When one blows into the anus of the one they are “throatfucking”. Typically a male to male contact.
“Yeah I told him to turn upside down so I could give him the good ol’ redrocket trumpet”
by Corvid P. Squire January 9, 2026
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The Shoe Trumpet

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef
"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"
by LilNickker April 18, 2017
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tibetan butt trumpet

The Tibetan Butt Trumpet is when you get ripped with your friends and only have enough cash for some Taco Bell. Whoever passes out first gets a kazoo shoved in their ass and you all laugh like maniacs when they start to fart humming squeezing noises.
Walt came over with s bottle of Jack and we all killed it doing shots. Mike Z passed out dead drunk after 23 shots and 7 1/2 bean burritos. Jackson shoved a kazoo in his asshole and within twenty minutes he was playing a symphony on the Tibetan Butt Trumpet
by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017
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Hero's Trumpet

Noun- An itch scratched by pushing a fart to vibrate the affected area.

typically referring to the anus
IE. I apologize for the smell I had to sound the hero's trumpet
by Zorrocat December 2, 2017
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