toothpaste rule

This rule describes the phenomenon where when you get new toothpaste it'll only taste weird for a day. This rule can be applied to any event that becomes common place after about a day.

"Dude, my new toothpaste tastes horrible!"
"Don't worry about it, remember the toothpaste rule."

This was a term coined by Gavin Free from Roosterteeth Podcast #370.

by actuallynoplease June 6, 2016

Toothless Whore

A pro Sucker that Specifically gets her Teeth Removed So that She Can Give Better Head

Even since she became a toothless Whore

Her Game has been on point every Day

by Strata_Dragoon July 4, 2018

toothpaste-ing

the act of swiftly pulling out ones teeth before grinding them into powder and mixing it with their saliva creating a thick paste

Person 1: "yo fuckin joe toothpaste-ing his teeth!"
Person 2: "that a dank"

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

ToothPasteGrab

ToothPasteGrab (TPG) is an act of grabbing a males' 'tube' and grabbing it with intense force, that the male releases sperm (occasionally all over the place). Its also the only technique used on guys, that ISN'T torture, in fact men do enjoy TPG quite alot, the harder, the better as they say.

Charlie had been mistaken for having the ToothPasteGrab done on him, but fear not, sperm is all over the walls.

by Dontfuckwittheboys February 22, 2020

toothbrushlord

A super cool comrade who inhales toothbrushes and spits them out at evil fascists. Her hobbies include: constantly trying out new hobbies and displaying them for everyone and then just losing interest

Have you seen Toothbrushlord? She's my favorite comrade. She showed me how to share my toothbrush with the working class.

by _ShadyMasterJ_ April 25, 2021

Crunchy Toothbrush

When a man cums in your mouth 'by mistake' - you secretly spit it out onto his toothbrush so it dries and is crunchy for his next use.

Matilda was upset that Robert 'mistakenly' ejaculated in her mouth after she kindly asked him not to. She politely excused herself after their intercourse session and 'mistakenly' spit her mouthful of babies so he would have a crunchy toothbrush the next morning.

by SnowyD June 16, 2013

Irish Toothbrush

A fighting move where Person A grabs Person B’s nipple and twists it rapidly, like an electric toothbrush. Popular in the streets of Ireland. Also a sex act similar to a Dirty Eric

Man, that irish toothbrush fuckin wrecked my left nipple....
Babe, can we try an Irish Toothbrush tonight?

by LiLLy_cOol_grRrrl_413 February 7, 2019