Toreniphobia

Fear of having a male orgasm/blowing your load.

She had her hands down my pants but i have toreniphobia so i pushed her away.

by Whopperwagon August 13, 2012

tornado dick

A very rare condition where the mans penis is wider at the tip than at the base, which causes it to resemble a tornado.

I went out with Matteo last night, but when i pulled down his pants, he had a tornado dick.

by RustyMandla March 17, 2017

Torrel

A real ass nigga and ladies man who’s loyal to his woman and a real awesome friend he’s the clown and also the most supportive friend in the group

I wanna be like Torrel

by RealltmanfromC’s November 24, 2021

dumper tortoise

a dumper tortoise is a name for a real turd of a person
can be used all the time because no one knows it so it seems like a clever comeback

person a: Good Charlotte is awesome cockboy
person b: shut the fuck up dumper tortoise

by The Great El Sahey September 19, 2006

warp torpedo

The act of destroying another’s reality through a forceful assertion of yours. Powerful displays of this form of social attack result in dizziness and disorientation.

Man, I know I'd been drinking, but Si dealt me a broadside warp torpedo so powerful I woke up two and a half hours later still incessantly doodling over and over the same napkin with no knowledge of the proceeding events. Butter-maids, indeed...

by Mike Hutchinson January 27, 2007

The Toriverse

"The Toriverse" is the dimension within the mind and soul where one experiences Tori Amos, where Tori Amos experiences take place. Including but not limited to the following.

Listening to Tori Amos music, thinking about Tori Amos, looking at Tori Amos pictures, writing about Tori Amos, going to a Tori Amos concert(s), downloading/uploading Tori Amos shows, taking part in a Tori Amos forum.

Dialog-

Person #1 - "When I listen to Tori Amos, its like entering into this incredibly blissful state of mind!"

Person #2 - "Yeah man, your in the Toriverse!"

by Grant S. December 9, 2008

Retracting tortoise

A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.

"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."

by Huuuuud September 23, 2012