thomas green

Some stupid pretentious niger with a 2 centimeter yellow jondas penis

Wow that fucker sure is a nlgger thomas green

by Big Nlgger man April 22, 2018

Even-Thomas

A lemon seed known to make a weird sound when you step on it

Person 1 : Hey look i got this lemon seed
Person 2: Check if it's an Even-Thomas and smash it
Person 1: ok
*weird noice*
Person 2: wow
Person 1: How nice

by Coolboy95 January 23, 2020

Fred Thomas

The worst CB in New Orleans Saints history. Pessimist Pete Frequently called him a jackass bo.

Elvis Garbac threw for 8 TDs, all on Fred Thomas.

by Pessimist Pete January 28, 2009

thomas robertson

thomas robertson is a disgusting man who hates everyone and begs girls to send nudies, he says a lot online but would never do anything in real life as he is frigid. thomas may say he will rape you and do other disgusting physical things to you but in real life he would do nothing. he speaks with a lisp and wears glasses, he also has lots of acne and no hair on his arms or legs

Molly Greenhill: Look at thomas robertson over there he said he was gonna fuck me but he looks like a nerd
Sam Ravey: He is a nerd oh my geography hahahaha

by taidhg bai September 7, 2021

Ethan - Thomas

Ethan - Thomas is an amazing, spectacular person. they are destined for greatness and will be a future footballer probably playing in the premier league for liverpool and the english national team

Girl- He is so cool and cute!! He must be an Ethan - Thomas!

Boy- He is soo good at being a central defensive midfielder! we need him on our team.

by NamesYouNeed December 18, 2022

Zack Thomas

An amazing guy with the most perfect smile. He makes you feel so alive and so loved, and will always make sure you are happy. He is soft and loving, kind and handsome, and the smartest person you'll ever meet. No one can come against him, and it is a privilege to know him. He brightens up your day and makes you feel so much better, and always knows how to help in tough situations. He is a wonderful musician and has the best taste in music. If you are close to him, never let him go.

Zack Thomas, the one I truly care for.

by Notafurry2.0 January 2, 2019

defective thomas

an very clueless thomas which doesnt know what hes doing

"hey defective thomas! What are you doing?! Im eating the wall"

by mamathomas November 30, 2021