I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story
by Definitions better than ur mum June 19, 2022

A form of hippie after smoking pot giggling stoners find everything funny sometimes they find things that are funny that really are not funny
The hippie thought everything was funny after smoking pot and thus was labeled a giggling stoner also giggling stoners tend to gather in attics
by FoxGuardJ July 5, 2023

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"
Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab
by The Drunk Viking July 31, 2020

Bitch with a little dick
by Sjakakowwlamm December 12, 2017

by braazymshollywood👅🚶🏻♀️ March 27, 2021
