sleep dreams

A way to say goodnight and sweet dreams in two words.

I would say sweet dreams to my friend when she goes to sleep.

by trogdor November 27, 2003

sleeping awake

The act in which someone, often at a work station, is so finely on the cusp of sleep yet in a mental state of readiness.

Guy no. 1: What can you see on that monitor?

Guy no.2: What? ...Oh yep, that's not good, let's go sort that out.

Guy no.1: Dude were you just sleeping?

Guy no.2: Nope I was sleeping awake, it's different.

by Dornelio June 8, 2010

ah-sleep

Thoroughly refreshing sleep.

I hit the couch for a short nap but ended up with an ah-sleep.

by Omar O. Ungh June 7, 2011

Creeping The Sleeping

The art of creeping up to someone while they are sleeping, getting as close to them as possible and then taking a photo of yourself next to them.
Creeping The Sleeping is a great way to ensure that your friends don't sleep in your presence.

Ridiculous or daring poses are preferred.

Is easily performed by insomniacs or those new to instagram.

"I will never sleep again in public, there are too many people Creeping The Sleeping"

by beatrixmooney August 21, 2012

simpsons sleep

The act of intentionally falling asleep next to a laptop playing old Simpsons episodes, therefore having Simpson-fueled dreams.

Pig: "Morning Fig, time to turn off the Simpsons now ..."
Fig: "No."
Pig: "You're a tool obsessed with Simpsons sleep."
Fig: "D'oh!"

by facadie September 28, 2007

Sleeping Man

A poor quality pick up move, where a man refuses to leaves someone's bed by pretending to be asleep.

Often used by people who have no game, or just genuinely shit blokes

-"your mate pulled out the 'sleeping man' last night, he must have been struggling"
-"what a sad, poor, lonely, misguided soul. pity the man"

by grundy88 November 25, 2011

Sleep Ink

function: noun

some sort of temporary tattoo given while asleep. Usually given by the dumbass friend who was bored and had either a Sharpie or a black ink pen. The face is usually the best place to lay some awesome Sleep Ink.

Carlos: Dude, why do you have a vagina drawn on your chin???

Ronnie: WTF???

Ceasar: lmao!!! Like, that took an hour to draw!!!

Ronnie: *Strangles Ceasar to death*

Carlos: Careful, Dude. you don't wanna mess up your Sleep Ink!!!

by Sir Roland March 17, 2010