Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 4, 2022

Shit without the H

The act of sitting down, but NOT on a toilet to release the bowels. If you shit without the H, it could be anywhere you’d like but without the act if shitting

“Hey, would you like to shit without the H?”

by TheRealZackDean August 18, 2023

shit in the milk

To be disappointed in oneself about having made a stupid mistake. English version of the Spanish saying: "Me cago en la leche".

"I shit in the milk! I forgot the keys at home."

by Kaderschaufel September 30, 2023

Shit in the grass

The name given to the mixture of hash and bud in a joint. To be smoked with caution, unless your a top bloke.

I have some hash pal, will we roll an oul shit in the grass.

by TTheBro December 1, 2023

Shit in the Chest

Secrets

Jim’s got shit in the chest, no one can get anything out of him.

by Sabi the Supreme December 4, 2024

DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL

From a yt video by big dew

Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"

by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024

don't shit on the help

Had someone say to me when I was changing their music on YouTube, complain that I couldn't get the spelling right on music on YouTube, the whole time using a TV remote yo spell it out.... My reaction was "don't shit on the help"

Someone has a go at you for helping them... and you say " don't shit on the help"

by Shedhappens April 2, 2024