Rusty Scupper is the act of taking a dump between a chicks legs while she is on the toilet. As the crap goes through her legs, it leaves a skid marc known as a rusty scupper
by kennyfuckinpowers March 22, 2012
Rusty opossum, a person who can be… strict!! But also a normal person, unless you count the minion obsession. Rusty opossum is an online persona of a gay guy, their nickname could be Mel, poopsykins, or another name. After all, Rusty opossum does not exist. Rusty opossum is just an online persona. Rusty opossum is a friend of yours.
by Zyxlot May 01, 2022
The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.
by DazCaz2 May 22, 2015
"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
by Billy Batts August 06, 2012
I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.
by stylinram January 11, 2012
The act of screwing a woman that is on the rag, taking it out when finished and letting it dry on your penis.
by Ron November 26, 2003
by owhole August 19, 2008