Banks Flu

A cold that makes your voice slightly deeper to the point where you sound like Faze Banks, and you feel the need to tell people repeatedly

(Note: this is very annoying to a Smole Kid

Aidan : guys I sound like Faze Banks.
Quinn: that’s cool, but have you heard that new Lil Pump Album....
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!!!
Quinn: oh God he’s got the Banks Flu

by Lil Smole August 31, 2018

Bitch ass flu

Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally

Ayo i heard BIG KEV has the bitch ass flu

by The_General234 August 16, 2019

New flu

Covid-19

Unbeknownst to the masses COVID-19 has become the new flu…

by Buteo Pollo January 11, 2022

Flu fu

10/10. Best of the best.loud

“Yo that new Cali Pack is Flu fu.”
“This curry goat is flu fu”

by Mizzy.gb June 8, 2025

flu asf

like you’re weird , sick asf/cut asf ,🥴

bro you’re flu asf gtfoo😂

by thefamoussswordcreator January 27, 2020

nerd flu

A phenomenon where one becomes ill after attending a comic book convention or fan convention. Because if go to an indoor event with 100,000 attendees; someone's going to be sick. It is a play on "Bird Flu".

I wore a mask way before COVID. I'd get nerd flu every year after Con.

by correlation_lee July 17, 2024

Flu-gooder

The type of person that's emerged during the Corona-virus outbreak that would sell their own granny to the feds just to prove they are sticking to the rules while everyone else is blatantly flouting them!

That Mavis is a right flu-gooder she's just phoned 999 because theres 3 teenagers in the park playing football.

by Melchod April 11, 2020