Barn Door

When an incest hobo fucks your ass.

He gave her barn door.

by Babe Material xD May 10, 2018

door smeller

A person who gets their kicks from sniffing someone else's door. Usually the door smeller has an attraction to the other person. Comparable to someone who sniffs panties, but not as severe nor kinky.

My sister's best friend pretends to go to the bathroom and actually sniffs by door when I am away at work. "You're a freakin stalker and door smeller! get away from me you freak!"

by An0NYmou5 August 7, 2007

The Girl Next Door

A good fucking movie, features the beautiful Elisha Cuthbert. Very funny.

Check "The Girl Next Door", you will not be disappointed.

by AC March 20, 2005

Turkish Door Jam

for this to work properly one must first turn on the heat throughout the house, get into a nice HOT shower, so that your sack hangs like never before. After the shower the house should be nice and toasty to keep hang-time. then one must throw his sack over his penis to resemble a turkey. then slam their partner in the ass violently making them gobble like a turkey.

yeah bro, she said she was on her way over, so i told her i would be in the shower, and to just come in and wait for me.....i snuck up from behind and gave that bitch the Turkish Door Jam!

by RodHart December 12, 2010

next door neighbor

person who lives right next, or directly beside you.
the person who lives closest to you.
neighbor girl who is also your dream girl, the all american girl.

i had to bum a ride from my next door neighbor or i was gona be late for work.

by stiffler'smom September 18, 2014

Trap door wasted

1. is a physiological state that occurs when a person has such a high level of ethanol (alcohol) in his or her blood that they develop a tendency to open and fall through closed but unlocked doors.

Did you see Brennen last night at Ando's? Yeah he was Trap door wasted

by Okinawa25s January 2, 2012

Girl Next Door

The girl you grew up playing hide and seek with. The girl that saves baby squirrels. The girl you rode your bike to see. The girls that went to church with you. The girl you named a star after. The girl you met on a blind date. The girl you met in self-defense class. The girl that may or may not be your baby's mom. The girl that you crowned Bartender. The girl that made you feel like white trash royalty. The girl that works with your mom. The girl that played guitar hero with you. The girl that has your godchildren. The girl that took a random shot at engagement. The girl that's your favorite Number. The girl that no matter how long it's been since you've seen her, your heart skips a beat at the very sight of her. We should all be so lucky.

Me: I typically go after the Girl Next Door type.
GND: I know, idiot, I know.

by RyanFNation October 1, 2018