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Shit clock

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.
Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.
by LuckyLock August 28, 2018
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Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.
hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.
by ostrichforthewin February 6, 2019
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Bucky Alarm Clock

Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.
“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock

Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
by TalkWhileIWalk June 5, 2018
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Clocked

To get caught in a lie; typically used in a group of mates.
Put your phone away before you get clocked by the teacher!
by SkinnyPeanut May 21, 2018
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Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards
Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019
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Clock-Blocking

Clock-Blocking is when you either cock block them in a series of intervals over a extended period of time(e.g. 6 months). Or another form of Clock-Blocking is when you cock block them for a long period of time (e.g. an hour).
Chad 1: Where you Clock-Blocking me and Stacy at the party last nigh?
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months
by Chad 3 July 28, 2019
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clock pimpin

Chilling at work Making easy money Sitting on your Ass getting paid$$$ for doing Nothing

Pimping your Job and Not getting Pimped
Aye Mane I been at work allday Clock pimpin I gotta get them New Jordans
by Straight Gangsta '86 November 25, 2019
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