Tan

1. burning your skin and calling it attractive
2. short for tangent, which is a term in math that is code for torture

Teacher: Find the tan of this triangle

Students: just yeet themselves straight outta the room

by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019

Jeff Tan

Someone that will always comment on your winning mahjong set.

Jeff Tan: 为什么不要自摸，听三遍

Can you don’t be like Jeff Tan?

by Mahjong 101 November 21, 2021

Chi Tan

A really badass guy. Is an expert in his field. A really good friend who always takes time for the most important things in life. Unfortunately tends to leave everything to his girlfriend, such as choosing a meal in a restaurant.

Chi Tan is a real machine

by harambo1 November 25, 2021

snow tanned

The pale skin of those who live in northern states during the winter months.

Dude, I went to Florida over spring break and I was so snow tanned compared to everyone there!

by John Smith01 March 8, 2014

wilkes barre tan

Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.

Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!

by BrambleFaggotFag June 12, 2018

tan hand

Tan hand is in reference to a medium skinned or “tan” hand emoji. Typically only used in Caucasian to Caucasian digital communication.

It is used to express that something is as cool is it can be without using a black skinned (obviously racist) emoji.

Hey, are you coming to the party later? I hear it’s going to really be a tan hand

by Wild Buffalo Rub Bill January 30, 2025

Spray Tan

When you let one rip unfiltered in someone's face, but it turns out to be a shart.

"Someone gave Timothy a massive spray tan last night"

"Yeah, that's why I try not to pass out at open house parties"

by My Name Is Not This Handle April 5, 2022