Theater Tan

Refers to actors (usually Caucasian) who are extremely pale and barely go outside at all.

Jerry spent his whole life on stage that he’s starting to develop a theater tan.

by P@stywh!tedude January 7, 2024

Gamer tan

Skin that is noticeably pale, developed by lack of exposure to the sun for extended periods of time.

Did you see that guy? He was very pale. He's got a gamer tan.

When did you last leave the house? You've got a gamer tan.

I've been working on my gamer tan.

by Leatherback February 1, 2024

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

by your neighborly hackor April 5, 2023

Tan-ish

When your tan but not really tan so your tan-ish

I was outside all day I got tan-ish

by Ratkind133 May 12, 2023

papa tan tan

Papa tan tan is a guy with the gerthious dick it rips people appart from the inside he's a daddy to all and a really big influence when it comes to weed he beats women but that makes women cum like crazy we all love a papa tan tan

My dream guy needs to be like papa tan tan

by Citric Bucyrus May 15, 2023

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.

“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

“HELL YEAH!”

by MrSunki November 26, 2023