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Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.
by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011
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tan linda

you: *posts on your main story for the first time in months*

random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"
by cornball428 December 26, 2022
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tan liang

funny, nice, handsome and cute but short
Jim: omg if i was gay id date a tan liang
by loskhweoif October 3, 2023
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Kenneth Tan Yi Rui

Kenneth Tan Yi Rui is a very cute and talented person as Kenneth Tan Yi Rui likes mario and alot and cartoon
by Caleb chew April 16, 2024
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Tan stoner

by Tan Bogie July 18, 2022
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Tans

She's the most caring and adorable girl you've ever seen. Don't make her mad or she will fite you and tell you to "die." SHE ALSO SCREENSHOTS IN VOICE CHATS and screenshots the weirdest moments. Loves Anime and hates anyone that says they hate anime.
Kelsy: AYY THAT GIRL IS WATCHING ANIME!

Marta: That's a TANS!
by bEgOnEtHoT5577335511332244 October 30, 2018
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Tan

Tan is my friend
by NONGdin January 21, 2022
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