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Thomas the asparagus

a long slender little hoe who resembles an asparagus. bitch-like.
look at Thomas the asparagus over there. ha, loser
by that boy thiccc October 15, 2018
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Zack Thomas

An amazing guy with the most perfect smile. He makes you feel so alive and so loved, and will always make sure you are happy. He is soft and loving, kind and handsome, and the smartest person you'll ever meet. No one can come against him, and it is a privilege to know him. He brightens up your day and makes you feel so much better, and always knows how to help in tough situations. He is a wonderful musician and has the best taste in music. If you are close to him, never let him go.
Zack Thomas, the one I truly care for.
by Notafurry2.0 January 2, 2019
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thomas riley

A canadian goose that is very fond of apples
‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’
by Conalthegingernutcracker January 19, 2019
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Thomas Arsenault

The guy that is the best at baseball, hockey, Fortnite, and also very athletic!
Woah!! That guy is athletic! HE must be a Thomas Arsenault
by Goat91 February 6, 2019
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Thomas Reid

Someone who has incredibly thicc cheeks
by Biggest boys October 1, 2018
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Thomas Cobb

Just your above average white child. Equipped with a flip phone, a sexy look, and his name is Tom so extra sexy points. This man is de phazzdist man alive so you'd better watch out if he's running at you. He is a known protector of the society of Honey Bun so don't mess with them.
Person 1: Oh yea that's Thomas Cobb, isn't that kid retarded and autistic at the same time?
Person 2: Yea that sounds like him. Boy is that kid got a sexy face though!
by EnlightenedArugulaPlant October 5, 2018
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Josh Thomas

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, mein fuhr, it's time.
It's time, mein fuhr (aight, mein fuhr, begin).
Straight out the sad dungeons of rap.

The death drops deep as does my gas.
I never die, 'cause to die is the distant cousin of mass.
Beyond the walls of abbuse, life is defined.
I think of death when I'm in a Belzec state of mind.

Hope the mass got some class.
My pass don't like no dirty grass.
Run up to the ass and get the glass.

In a Belzec state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The painfull death?
You complain about gas.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the shibboleth.

I'm rappin' to the suffering,
And I'm gonna move your buffering.

Alone, hate, BEANS, like an ash
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a rash.

I can't take the gas, can't take the pain.
I woulda tried to please I guess I got no plane.

I'm rappin' to the buffering,
And I'm gonna move your suffering.

Yea, yaz, in a Belzec state of mind.

When I was young my distant cousin had a shibboleth.
I waz kicked out without no breath.
I never thought I'd see that meth.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my distant cousin's seth.

A soft owo orphans is quite the endorphins.

Thinking of death. Yaz, thinking of death (death).
poor Josh Thomas he lost his family
by epicgamergang June 24, 2019
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