Rusty Mace

The act of using a limp,post anal, penis to give somebody a mushroom stamp.

After anal I let myself go soft so I can give my date a Rusty Mace

by redneckpergatory February 6, 2015

Rusty Stopsign

When you're banging a hot chick and you realize it's an old tranny.

Dude I was banging this hot chick last night.

You were banging a Rusty Stopsign.

by Wankmaster95 March 7, 2016

Rusty Dime

She's the chick that used to be the hottest girl you knew from back in the day. She's been brought down to earth with painful life lessons and in your eyes she's still bad enough to get it. Even though now she's older, heavier, wrinklier, worn out and been through some rough patches.. Maybe has a kids and baby daddy issues.

Andie MacDowell, Kim Basinger, Salma Hayek and Brooke Shields are all Rusty Dimes.

by chipbeefy November 4, 2011

Rusty Hairbrush

When you're rustling a chick's jammies real hard, but right before she climaxes, you grab that gross hairbrush you use on thursday nights before you go on a date with your octoroc girlfriend and jam it right in her dankey kang barrel.

"You ready for this rusty hairbrush?"
"What?"
*inserts hairbrush*

by TurntSNACO January 10, 2015

Rusty Mike

Receiving a good ole handjob from a fat chick

"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"

"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"

by Billy Batts August 6, 2012

Rusty Rose

The act of screwing a woman that is on the rag, taking it out when finished and letting it dry on your penis.

What a great rusty rose I had after sex, she was really flowing.

by Ron November 26, 2003

Rusty Taco

an older womans vagina(80 years or older) usually dripping an odd smelling substance.

jay and deans mom has a rusty taco

by owhole October 13, 2008