rule 44

if something exists you can find it or a fake of it on the internet

there is no exception to this rule

dan: "dude someone was selling Mark Hoppus' penis on Ebay"

reply " rule 44"

by mikea.c. December 22, 2008

Joba Rules

A set of guidelines enacted, usually self-imposed by a coach or manager, to protect a dominant player from being worn out through a long season. One example is one day's rest per each inning pitched.

The GM Cashman of the Yankees perhaps enacted the Joba Rules to prevent manager Joe Torre from wearing out relief pitchers, especially rookie Joba Chamberlain.

by Goddamn Yankees January 3, 2009

Rule 3

If someone says "stop", goes limp, or taps out the fight is over.

Rule 3

by Xeras July 26, 2011

RULE #1

There are no rules.

Rule #2: See Rule #1.

by john_vrv February 24, 2004

Incense Rule

The rule that states "before we go to sleep tonight after smoking this weed, we have to let the incesnse run out." this rule was put into effect because people were smoking and wasting weed because they fell asleep so fast.

"mike: Yo man im so tired, im going to bed"

Steve: Bro if you dont want to owe me money for wasting my weed on your tired ass, you better follow our incense rule"

by Ganjaman1214 June 3, 2010

Ja Rule

lil nigga that thinks he can fuck with 50 cent a.k.a. Ja Killa

ja rule gives blowjobs to niggas in his crib

by C-Gansta July 9, 2003

Rule 3

The number of girls/boys someone says multiply/divide it by 3. If its a guy, take the number of girls they said and divide it by 3, if it's a girl take the number of guys and multiply if my 3.

" I slept with 3 girls over break."
"Did you hear that guy, three girls!"
" nah dude, you don't know the Rule 3?"
" Oh yeah, Divide it by 3. He only slept with one girl."

by Stifmiester. May 2, 2010