Monster Bowl

A bowl on a pipe or bong, that is completely filled with ground up Marijuana.

Packing the maximum ammount of ground up Marijuana into one bowl.

Jeff was baked because he had a incredibly large monster bowl to himself.

by DryMaster December 17, 2010

flappy monster

The outer lip region of a woman's vaginal area.

I was going down on my girlfriend and her flappy monster seemed to quiver.

by nuetron November 27, 2020

monster mole

A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.

Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!

by madmanblake February 8, 2007

jizz monster

a person who likes to wank alot

ahhh man i just had 10 wanks today
YOU FUCKIN JIZZ MONSTER!!!

by jizz monster March 27, 2008

Ass Monster

A living creature that is born out of your asshole. It runs around and rips people's heads.

"My daughter got eaten by an ass monster!"

by Markey May 22, 2003

Hairy Monster

Big Hairy Vagina, can consume large quanities of men at one time, known to have teeth and a hand to pull its victims in. Men Beware!!

I work with a girl with a hairy monster.

by Iron Chef of Vagina March 10, 2010

sand monster

May also be called the beach monster. The act of doing your woman on the beach, finishing on her face, and then throwing sand in her face. Because of your "Finish" the sand will stick to her face, and sand will most defiantly go in her eyes making her mad. The combination of the two makes a sand monster. This can also be done in your home, but with the use of cooking salt instead of sand.

"Yea me and betty did it on the beach, and i gave her a sand monster"

by Sum Yung Cow January 13, 2009