strief

Strictly-brief. When you must keep something short. Whether it a meeting or a chat.

Right we need a strief chat!! Seriously strief. Don't try dragging this shit out

by DragonBalls November 5, 2013

stroke and poke

Its when a guy is jerking off with one hand (stroke), while simultaneously putting a dildo, finger, or desired object up their own ass (poke).

Guy 1: Man I think I am gonna give my self the good old stroke and poke tonight.
Guy 2: When did you get a dildo?
Guy 3: No, I just use my finger.

by gundamshark June 26, 2015

Mexican Stroke

The act of drinking so much on a Mexican vacation, that you pass out on a lounge chair near a body of water, requiring a Mexican waiter to dump diet beverages over your head to make it back to your hotel room.

Ned had a Mexican stroke, and Pablo had to dump a diet Coke on his head to wake him up, then he slept in his plate of spaghetti at dinner.

by Gooch Lickner September 18, 2011

butt stroke

The act of using the butt end, or stock of a rifle to strike an enemy across the face, chest, neck, or other body parts. Taught to members of the military as means of defending yourself in a hand-to-hand combat situation when all else fails, or just for the fun of it. The butt stroke is highly effective and extremely painful for the unfortunate fuck on the receiving end. The butt stroke is with a rifle what a "pistol whip" is with a handgun. The butt stroke can be properly executed with any type of firearm fitted with a shoulder stock, however, it is most effective with heavier weapons, such as an M240B of the M249 SAW. If you are properly equipped with enough muscle, a .50 Cal M2 HMG is quite the preferred tool of choice, however, due to it's weight, size, and the fact that it's normally mounted can be a challenging obstacle.

"If you don't back the fuck up I'm gonna butt stroke you into next fuckin' year!"

"John got drunk and butt stroked Amy right in the face! Oh, I hope she has medical insurance!"

"We were down to our last mag and then we got overrun, so we jumped up and butt stroked haji long and hard!"

"Welcome to Wal-Mart, how may I help you?"
"Yes sir, I'm looking for a rifle."
"Are you looking for a hunting rifle or something less powerful, for say, target shooting?"
"Oh, no sir. I need good butt-strokin' rifle."

by Long Tab October 24, 2008

strikin' paper

toilet paper, only when used to wipe your ass

You got any strikin' paper?

by Johnson3391 December 20, 2006

Strider

One of the highest quality knives on earth created by artist Mick Strider. These come in a few variations including folders and fixed blades. It is not possable to be a Pabster and own a Strider.

Hey see the pocket clip on that guys pocket? He is carrying a Strider.

by knifekid47 February 28, 2009

candy striper

A young female volunteer at a retirement home. Usually wearing really ugly uniforms that make her look like a candy cane. Often girls who are just there to get credit for volunteer hours.

She was the sweetest candy striper I ever met.

by Nancy26 October 13, 2006