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Hyper stalk

To obsessively stalk someone
A:hey you’ve seen Harry styles new post

B: yea lol I’ve seen all

A:wow are you hyper stalking him
by Vona April 30, 2020
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Zoom Stalk

when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.
After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.

(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)
by god Karen May 14, 2020
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sweetly.stalker

sweetly.stalker is the most finest and funniest bitch on insta.
y’all seen @sweetly.stalker?!?

yessss she is so pretty
by spacexshix June 22, 2021
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Cyber Stalker

The obsession of intimidating their victim, threatening exploition for Domestic Violence related Karma and the art of knowing EVERYWHERE AND EVERYTHING THE PERSON IS DOING
"Hey, I've been cyber stalked almost 2 years" "My Cyber Stalker has consequential actions following investigation "
by CyberVictim January 15, 2022
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Gamer Stalker

A term use when u are stalking someone on different games to see their abilities and skills at different games/situations.
Ay bro what you doing?
Looking at my niece while she plays elden ring from behind this bush.
Are u a gamer stalker?
Maybeee...
by Dodgee2006 April 23, 2022
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Polish stalker

I had a really bizarre and frightening experience when I traveled to the UK in Europe. Of course I ran into some Polish people who kept stalking and pestering me and wouldn’t leave me alone.

For some odd reason these Polish people acted like they owned the place and acted like I was the problem, and not them. (As if only Polish people could be there, and no one else.)

I was minding my own business one day and these Polish people came up to me and started talking to me out of the blue. I wasn’t even talking to these people and chose to ignore them, but they kept pestering and following me around and threatening me. For some odd reason they accused me of stalking them instead, and said they didn’t care about me. (Funny, because I was just about to say the same thing to them. I’m the one telling you Polish people to fuck off, dipshit.)

Being possessive/controlling, Profiling people/keeping people under surveillance, Etc. is against the law. Don’t you Polish people have the common sense to know that this is called impersonating a cop and stalking people, and that it actually is illegal?

So is Loitering. (walking around England jobless and on welfare, doing nothing.)

Weirdo Polish stalkers. (WTF, I don’t even know who they are, or why they’re even saying this to me? …. Lol.)
It was a really awkward and creepy experience. Bizarre. These Polish people wouldn’t mind their own business, and didn’t seem to understand that maybe I was scared of them. (They are lucky I didn’t report them for harassment/stalking and impersonating a cop.)

I was in fear when these people kept obsessing over me and wouldn’t leave me alone. And It was almost like they would accuse me of doing what they were doing to me. (Almost like they are delusional and are projecting their own traits back onto me.) How bizarre. They are lucky I didn’t report them to British police and charge them for harassment.

I guess they are confused or something, but somebody has to let the Polish people know that impersonating law enforcement is illegal. They should mind their own business and keep their bullshit to themselves.

These Polish people started talking to me out of the blue and I was like, “Why are they saying this to me?! WTF, I don’t even know them and wasn’t talking to them. How bizarre.”

Polish stalkers, You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not a tour guide or a Police officer, and you’re not entitled to shit. Fuck off you weirdo.

(UD Jews, I meant for you guys to see this.)

I didn’t like those Polish people, they were not like other people?
by Death Menace September 17, 2023
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Gang Stalking

A police tactic to exercise their homicidal instincts through attempting to systematically exact extrajudicial punishment directly and by de facto citizens' patrol proxy on random individuals. They apply all known and accessible technical means to systematically go after a given individual, whom they can only have heard next to nothing about. Sort of like a sport, where Man, as is known, is the most dangerous game. They apply classified technology, such as: advanced A.I., de facto nanotechnology, vibratory and auditory bug devices, psychological warfare and slurred-brained tactics, some forms of reactive bioagent, flashmobbing-type regular and conspicuous stalking rituals 24/7 on a given target with thousands of active participants that have elaborate false backstories, advanced remote monitoring and prompting equipment, and unilateral attempted bureaucratic sabotage, feeling enabled and empowered by their like-no-minded ape allies; all while operating on a necessarily false, hearsay assumption, that they consider irrelevant anyway in their crazed, sanguinary solely criminal quest of evil. Nothing is too petty, too stupid, or too criminal for them - and they feel as if they are racking points, like a game, attempting to convey it to each other in their own ape sign language.
"Yeah, those cops were gang stalking me . . . but they sure didn't seem to mind me scoring with all those hot hookers; a double-edged sword, with all their tolerance of criminality."

"Gang Stalking - the principle: don't put anything past anyone. They won't stop either, like they're mindlessly on autopilot, as they are profiteering on this for the hazard pay - of extra effort. They seem to be mindless to the point of entertaining delusions of invulnerability as well, or they just can't think at all, not understanding the historic problems with public corruption."
by Overlord0 November 3, 2023
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