saanchi

Verb:
Used for someone who constantly tries to roast people on social media but always fails

Did you see Mark's comment on my picture ? Urgh he's such a saanchi

by yolo123321 January 27, 2017

Dirty Sanchez

Where feces is purposely smeared onto a persons upper lip, to resemble a thick mustache. Similar to mustaches worn by some Mexican men, hence the name Sanchez.

This has nothing to do with sex. Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage says the act is completely fictional as a sex act. Brian Bouldrey in Dirty Words: A Literary Encyclopedia of Sex says the act is an urban legend as it pertains to sex.

Rob thought it would be funny to give Lynn a Dirty Sanchez.

by nightshift001 August 13, 2014

Dirty Sanchez

An amazing event! You screw your girlfriend from behind and then suddenly put your finger in her ass. Pull it back and give her a line of shit under her nose. Now she'll look like a Dirty Sanchez.

Shant's mom looks like her husbad gave her a dirty sanchez

by Bantumie July 25, 2010

sanchez

means nothing is going on; things are dead.(New York-Bronx)

Kid 1:"Yo son how was that party?"
Kid 2:"Son that shit was sanchez"

by Revolutionary Mind October 12, 2007

Dirty Sanchez Martini

Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.

Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.

by Olive Maker November 10, 2008

Sanchez

1. The REO...the Rifle Executive
2. A man of mexican descent, with a christmas tree on his stomach.
3. A term for catching every STD possible...including those of the opposite sex.
4. A Man who has had sex with 1450 different women, three cats, and and unknown number of "other".

"That girl was with Sanchez? Bro...check yourself out..."

Guy A - "Man i was so fucked last night! I banged three girls at the same time!"
Guy B - "I guess I should start calling you Sanchez..."
Guy A - "The crazy thing about it though is that I woke up in a barn..."
Guy B - "Yup...I should definitely call you Sanchez!"

by Tim Thompson March 31, 2008

Dirty Sanchez

The New York Jets slippery Mexican quarterback who can't seem to be tackled by many defenders. Likes to sneak around on the football field, wiping his hand in his butt and giving people dirty sanchez's. Also known as Poop smeared on ones face in the form of a a moustache.

Look at Dirty Sanchez scoring touchdowns then giving other opposing players dirty sanchez's!

by undead15 January 5, 2011