Spaghetti Appointment

A dinner reservation

@PleaseBeGneiss to restaurant host, "Hi, I'm here for my spaghetti appointment."

by tian647 September 15, 2022

Spaghetti Syndrome

When you are a genius in school but in person you are an absolute fucking idiot.

You seriously have Spaghetti Syndrome and it annoys the hell out of me.

by SpaghettiSyndrome December 01, 2016

Forbidden spaghetti

When your 3d print fails but didn’t stop so when you return to it later it’s a big mess of oh so delicious forbidden spaghetti (do not eat it no matter what the voices in you head tell you)

Eden: what were you printing?
Tyler:turns out a big ol’ mess of forbidden spaghetti

Eden:did you get me a bowl?
Tyler:of fucking course I did!
*they proceeded to consume the entire pile of forbidden spaghetti and live happily ever after for about an hour before they died of internal bleeding*

by Ravviepie December 27, 2024

spaghetti burn

The ring around your lips after you eat spaghetti

Vash: novi! Your spaghetti burn is never gonna wash off!

by Sidebhero February 19, 2024

Spaghettied

When you feel a whole lot of emotions like in love, nervousness, terrified, surprised you feel like you'll fall on the floor like spaghetti

Simp: awh man here comes Ashley! Oh I'm gonna become spaghettied !!

by GoonieDaddy March 23, 2022

spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.

I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.

by Sydfin February 12, 2016

Slamming Spaghetti

When you the sex is so physically draining that your knees are weak, your arms are heavy, and there's vomit on your sweater already

We were going at it so hard last night we were slamming spaghetti, I can barely walk today

by Oregano D February 20, 2022