spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.

I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.

by Sydfin September 18, 2016

spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.

"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"

by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021

Spaghetti Time

another way of saying a girls on her period.

Damn Girl! I can smell that Spaghetti Time like a motha F*cka.

by iSkeet707 January 7, 2012

spaghetti smooch

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.

In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.

by GLT75 May 31, 2019

Spaghetti and Meatballs

When you rub your limp dick on her clit and then slap her in the face with your balls

Her: Daddy, I want a serving of spaghetti and meatballs

Him: ok, let me prepare this exquisite dish momma. *starts to perform the move*

by Reload February 11, 2019

Spaghetti Appointment

A dinner reservation

@PleaseBeGneiss to restaurant host, "Hi, I'm here for my spaghetti appointment."

by tian647 September 15, 2022

secret spaghetti sauce

I CUM BLOOD!!!!!!!!!

Would you like me to give you my secret spaghetti sauce

by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023